Текст песни Михаил Булгаков - Воспаление мозгов

Mikhail Bulgakov . brain fever

     Dedicated to all the editors of weekly magazines

     In the right pocket of his trousers were 9 cents - two trehkopeechnika , two pennies
and the penny , and with every step they jingled as spurs. Passersby looked askance at
pocket.
     I think I begin to melt brains. Indeed, the same asphalt
melts at a temperature hot ! Why can not the yellow brains ? However, they
in the Bone box and covered with hair and a cap with a white top . lie inside
beautiful hemisphere with convolutions and silent.
     A penny - Bren - Bren .
     Near the cafe former Filippov I read the inscription on the white strip
Paper : & quot; Soup diem , sturgeon steam , lunch, 2 -course dinner - 1 ruble & quot ;.
     Took nine cents and threw them into the ditch . By nine kopecks approached
man in threadbare naval cap in different trouser legs and only one
boot, give the money to honor and shouted :
     - Thank you , Admiral of the Navy . Yay!
     Then he picked up the pennies and sang loud and high-pitched voice :

     Ata- bloomed long ago - oh!
     Hae -ri - coupled theme in a garden -y ! ..

     Passers-by walked past a stream , silently puffing , as if it needed to 4
pm, in the heat, on Tverskaya Street, Admiral sang one boot .
     Then went behind me and many said to me :
     - Humane foreigner , perhaps , and I 9 cents. He is a charlatan , never
even in the naval service did not serve .
     - Professor , provide a courtesy ...
     A boy like Tchernomor , but only with cut beard ,
jumped in front of me a yard over the panel and hastily told husky
voice:

     In Kalutsky outpost
     Lived a robber and a thief - Kamarov !

     I closed my eyes so as not to see, and began to speak .
     - Suppose so . Top: heat, and I go , and that's a boy . Jumping .
Waif . And suddenly, out of the corner head children's home . light
personality. Describe it. Well , suppose this: a young , blue eyes .
Shaved ? Well, let's say , a clean-shaven . Or with a small beard . Baritone . And he says :
Boy , boy. - What next? Boy , boy, oh, boy, boy ...
& quot; And in an apron & quot ;, - suddenly said heavy brains under his cap . & quot; Who's apron ? & quot; -
I asked in surprise brains . - & Quot; Yes , this , your children's home & quot ;.
     & quot; Fools & quot ;, - I said the brain.
     & quot; you fool . Mediocre - answered my brain - see what you
going to eat today , if you are this very hour without writing a story. Graphomaniac ! & Quot;
     Not in an apron , and a robe ...
     & quot; Why is he wearing a robe , the answer is a nerd ? & quot; - asked brains.
     & quot; Well , suppose he just worked , for example, makes the dressing
feet hurt the girl and went to buy cigarettes & quot; Trust & quot ;. Here you can describe
mosselpromschitsu . And he said :
     - Boy , boy ... but to say this ( I later prisochinyu that he
said ) , takes the boy by the hand and leads to an orphanage . And Petka (boy
Petka call such freezing in the heat boys are always Petka )
already in the orphanage , no longer tells the story of Komarov , and reading primer . cheeks
his thick, and called the story : & quot; Petka saved & quot ;. In magazines like these
the title & quot ;.
     & quot; Pa - arshivenky story - fun flopped under his cap - and even more so ,
that we are somewhere already read it ! & quot;
     - Shut up , I'm dying ! - I ordered a brain and opened his eyes.
     Before me there was no admiral and the Black Sea and it was not my watch pocket
trousers.
     I crossed the street and went to the police officer , raising high the rod .
     - I stole a watch now - I said.
     - Who? - He asked.
     - I do not know - I replied.
     - Well, then disappeared , - said the policeman .
     From these words it made ​​me want to seltzer water.
     - How much does a glass of seltzer ? - I asked in a booth at the
women .
     - 10 cents, - she said.
     I asked her n