Текст песни АЛЬТОВ Семен - Семья Окунько

perch
The family of four perches : perch - father , mother - perch , perch and - son
Perch - dog . Cute poodle . Before going to bed he went
walk the perch - son , thirteen years.
They do not have half an hour , an hour .
Perch - father , cursing, goes to look for a dog and a son.
An hour later returned with nothing.
"Enough! I go to bed , to work for me ! & Quot;
Perch mother crying softly and goes to look for a dog and a son.
It takes another hour. No dogs, no son, no wife.
Perch - father , cursing, out into the night , hoping to find at least
someone.
Returned wife calls . In silence the intercom . She understands :
" Her husband went to look , and all apparently stabbed to death ." Sits on the bench ,
sobs .
Son returns numb . Mother rushes to him , hugging .
Suitable harassed father , mentally buried the family. All
kiss as if were amnestied .
Perch - father gets the keys.
Dog runs . Glad that finally all came to him
play , grabs the keys from the hands of his father .
At this moment passes by a cat.
Dog catches the cat .
In the darkness, looking for perch in a pool of keys , whisper figuring out who in the
Blame .
Father grumbles if he did not marry her , then slept peacefully
fifteen years in a row ! Wife argues: if he had not , she would have slept in
completely different conditions with other people in the city center , and not
would look at night in puddles keys.
Out of the darkness there is perch - son with a large suitcase and
whispers excitedly .
- Daddy, look what I found !
- Do not move! - Commands the police and all the lights flashlight :
- Come , comrades! Just robbed the apartment , there was
just such a bag!
The police understood and promised to bring the missing dog
at .
Exhausted perch wander home. Near the front wags his tail
dog . In the teeth of his keys .
Four of them up the stairs . Apartment door wide open.
Whether the father is not closed , whether it is their apartment was robbed .
Perch rush to check his . Thank God robbed someone else .
Go to bed .
Four hours a night bell rings .
- Who's there?
- Militia.
Hearing the word & quot; police & quot ;, perch - dog comes monstrous
barking. Amok insomnia neighbor hammer head wall.
Perch - son dog clamps jaws . That continues to bark . sound
going through the other place is horrible !
Perch father opens the door. Included a policeman :
- Have found your dog !
Wet mongrel slipped into the room.
- It is not like home , you fool ! Good night!
Perch - dog , checking whether his stolen bone, stumbles upon a
mongrel . They grappled with the barking , wheezing , according to the rules . knock
Start at the top , side, and even the window , although apartment on the twelfth floor .
Someone shouts : & quot; call the police , at last! Not a house and kennel ! & Quot;
The police arrived quickly. When the half-dead perch , pilfered
dogs in the corners, told all about it , the police began to laugh .
Behind them laughed perch , howling dogs locked . here
broke into a neighbor . In his underwear , barefoot , in the hands of an ax. Seeing the police,
immediately calmed down.
When he was told what had happened, he began to laugh , dropped
ax on foot and howled so that all the lights went out .
In the darkness, police said,
- You're lucky that the ax fell on the butt and leg. one friend
hit the edge of a completely different place.
A neighbor stopped moaning and happy hobbled to her.
The policemen were caught in the dark extra dog and dragged behind him.
The door slammed . Perch caught on the bed.
At the door , curled up , mongrel bliss .
Policemen in the dark by mistake taken away from the house of a poodle .
Poodle on the street abuts :
- What in the office , cops filthy !
In the bush cat, rubbing his legs, purring :
- Finally the police took this thing !
Mongrel crept into the kitchen and sees the open refrigerator, of
which only eat what does not smell ! She drags and eats everything,