Текст песни Иваси - Мы учим летать самолеты

- Part One . "Moscow does not believe in tears " -

Third day of waiting ,
I have not sustained,
Crawled to the reference ,
I say :
- The young lady when
fly aforesaid
In your schedule
This mysterious flight
Moscow Karaganda ?

And she said:
- Citizen
Attention!
Not the last you have ,
You have not the first .
With disabilities struggle
We 're determined,
But your flight , judging daily activities ,
Declare further .

Here I like furious ,
I come to it from the rear ,
"Well, wait a - I think -
Poplyashesh you goat ! "
- See this bag ?
It twenty tons of TNT .
Fl to fly Aeroflot
Your enough for the eyes !

        All stampeded to the wall,
        Knocking urn,
        Noise , hubbub and bustle ,
        Runs on duty .
        
        Their first still confused
        Thin worm of doubt ,
        But I unashamedly all scare
        limit damage
        See - believe , oh my !
        Oh, you bjaki -books !
        - Hey, Comrade Sergeant ,
        Hands off !
        
        And not on the air in vain
        We take off accidentally ,
        That such a nature I
        Terrorist desperate .

        I'm in Europe , they say, want
        To gentlemen and ladies -
        And just to be sure knock
        Yellow suitcase.

A suitcase mug with a fork
"Crocodile" last year ,
Yes open bottle ,
Yes stale sandwich
Yes three packs of margarine
Yes hrenok with radishes
Yes twenty pounds of mandarin,
Brother took me on the list .

Well, in general, agreed
Isolated liner
On landing conducted
Sincerely extreme .
Cleanliness , comfort, peace -
Everything is easy and fast,
All service to us such
Not only terrorists.

Then the pilot and asks:
- Well, where do we fly ?
Airports invite
Amsterdam, New York and Rome !
- Hey , comrade , dear -
I say - ended comedy !
Turn home :
Russian , I own , I Fyodor !

- Maybe you're a little with greetings ? -
Answer me pilot -
But all at the same time though
I will not give to disrupt flight .
I - he says - I can not understand
Your noble gesture ,
But we must not trivialize
International flight !
Go back on their word -
Shame of all Union
So you just named milk mushroom -
So climb , brother, in the body .

How much did it , my God,
Risk yes romance,
And as a result - not home,
And in the Atlantic.

        - Part Two . "In the belly of Paris" -

Land in Paris -
There really aware of bastards .
Surround, shake hands
Red Brigades .
- You , we see a guy - zhoh ,
We will assistant.
Tomorrow do arson
And take a hostage.

I first in any,
Strongly resented
Like, do not rob , do not steal ,
And then broke
Because a penny ,

No passport with residence permit ,
And only twenty pounds of mandarin,
Brother took me on the list .

And when their brave leader
Explained capture plan
He suggested in this case
Apply my suitcase
And then they decided to
See what's inside :
Gently lifted the lid -
Dynamite was not found.

And found there mug with a fork
"Crocodile" last year ,
Yes opened bottle ,
Yes stale sandwich
Yes three packs of margarine
Yes hrenok with radishes
Yes twenty pounds of mandarin,
Brother took me on the list .

        Ease my holy -
        I struck them clean .
        Laughed ringleader , leafing
        Last year's "Crocodile".
        Chorus drank a bottle
        And drove to the grocery store ,
        And then kiss passionately ,
        Table pouring wine.

        And then went to the debate ,
        And then to toast toast -
        For Yasser Arafat ,
        For Camp Devitsky question.
        I 'm not in the tooth foot ,
        Only I feel - I'm not in place .
        Gave the word : back home -
        'll Write "Izvestia".

- Come have a drink, Fyodor Rodney
For friendship in our craft ,
For terrorism between