Текст песни Краснов - Дядя Стёпа - полицай

Who does not know Uncle Tap Dance ?
Who said he does not carry cash ?
Everybody knows that Uncle Stepan
As a child, theft hunted .

What he did not want to learn ,
And work he did not want
That all his life he drank heavily ,
What's in prison almost hit .

And now the cops chased
And they took Uncle step,
That was a crime instead
Legalized gop-stop .

He knocks footed urn,
On the rails has dubem ,
And this glamorous outfit -
From Yudashkin - on it.

On zatylochke cap,
Hand holds the belt ,
PR effort for fat thighs ,
A muzzle brick.

He goes out of office,
And some sloven
Opened my mouth in amazement :
" Chickie ! This policeman ! "

Uncle Stepan strains
Everyone from adults to kids .
Meet - obscenely abuse
And with fear saying :

- Yeah ! People such growth
Meet the ceremony is not easy!
Yeah ! such a scoundrel
Form a new -to-face !
If you get up in the post ,
Single Bypass a mile away !
________________________
On straight track
finely mince Tajik .
Though in Moscow, he eight years ,
He no registration ...

And this a Tajik
Uncle Stepan says:
for beer money chase -ka,
My insides on fire!

Or help with money,
Give a glass or dope
Raskumaritsya with friends,
Although I am not an addict.

And a handful of something huckster
pulls out of his pocket :
" It's not eating , vomiting otherwise "
And - Stepan gives.

By LJ shkam wrote
Stepan that from now on
called guest workers :
Uncle Stepan - mushroom .
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What happened? at the station
Crying boy of six .
He lost his mother in the audience.
How to find it now ?

All the police called ,
And she was right there too !

Stepan climbs , slowly,
The pockets of the baby,
Pulls pretty neat
Coat of small things .

And - back to the station,
Where in the duty room resting .
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Walked out of school student -
Emo .. Goth .. Well, in general , the freak .
On the move , he said ,
And Mobil lit

All of a sudden a policeman ,
Emo once slept with a person
Indeed, in platform shoes
Not escape from the cops in uniform.

- Document on the tube there ?
That decided to sit in jail ?
And Mobil worked ,
However, the same evening propyl .

With such growth guards
Argue simply not easy.
___________________________
Prostitutes walked past the building ,
What Uprising Square
Suddenly looking up - worth Stepan
swallowed with a glass in the morning !

All frozen in surprise :
- Uncle Stepan ! Is that you?
Not yours here Branch ,
Che , in kind, for show-off ?

Uncle Stepan belched ,
Grinned , winked

- I received an honorary post !
Happy - I just can not .
I am now on odd days
Beware of prostitutes !
__________________________
Walking down the street passer
Like a professor .
Suddenly grabbed him shiver :
He sees the knife at her throat .

Before him stands a bandit
And cheekily says:
" You got me, bespectacled rob ,
And for that , bitch , sit down ! "

Here comes Uncle Stepan .
"All bespectacled . Well ... as you .
Rob ordinary people here
I will not let you , you freak ! "

And frightened professor
All until denture
Policeman gives,
A robber brazenly laughs .

Polizei Stepan Stepanov
Since childhood, he knew all bandyuganov .
Lit terpily - sucker ,
Now well rested .
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One morning , on Sunday,
Stepan came from the yard .
Stop! Do not move ! No salvation :
Clung to small children .

Victor looks at Stepan ,
Wrinkles her nose in disgust :
- Uncle Stepan ! Sorry !
- What is it?
- Have a question ?

Why do you not bandits
And the police came ?
A policeman shouts angrily :
" Come on ... all gone! "

However, after the eyebrow frown
Left eye a little screwed up ,
Says: - Well, lads !
The question you answer .

Tell you a secret,
That the police serve
Because this service
I holyavnoy find !

Anyone with a gun and dubem
At the office in summer and winter ?
H